Brian Nealon, Las Vegas, Nevada
Brian Nealon was invented in Dayton, Ohio, along with lots of useful things
such as the airplane, air conditioner, filtered cigarettes, the laser,
flexible radiator hoses, airbags, modern beekeeping, the TV talk show (DONAHUE!),
and black light. He eventually earned an M.A. in literature and creative
writing at Miami University of Ohio after begging for a five-year extension
on his thesis and the expungement of an ill-considered attempt at learning
German at his own pace. He is currently a high school English teacher in
Las Vegas, where he's lived and worked for four years. When he's not hacking
his way through piles of ungraded papers or learning to draw from snapshots
he's taken of strangers without their permission, he writes, dividing his
time between short poems, a detective novel, and a memoir about his two-year
teaching stint in China. His work has appeared in Ugly Accent magazine,
which is now, sadly, defunct.