Take Me
and other stories by

Lisa Williams Kline
ISBN 13: 978-1-59948-242-2
~168 pages, $13.95

* * * Since Lisa is best known for writing young adult and children's books, it was suggested we reiterate that Take Me is collection of stories with adult themes. * * *

 

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About the Author / Comments / Sample

 


About the Author

 

Lisa Williams Kline has published three novels and one nonfiction book for children. Take Me and Other Stories is her first book of stories for adults. Some of these stories are new; others have appeared in various journals and anthologies over the past ten years. Lisa was born in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, attended Duke University, and has received a Masters' Degree in Communications from UNC-Chapel Hill and an MFA from Queens University. She lives in Mooresville, North Carolina with her husband, Jeff, who is a veterinarian. Their college-age daughters, Caitlin and Kelsey, visit frequently. Like the characters in many of her stories, Lisa attempts in both literal and metaphorical ways to escape the gravity of life.

 


Comments

 

Lisa Kline writes with a clear and confident voice about the ups and downs of everyday lives. This is a strong and entertaining collection -- stories told with empathy and wit by a writer who knows how to spin a good tale.

--Frye Gaillard

 

Lisa Kline serves up a delicious smorgasbord of stories . . . everything from sky diving to cheerleading to alien abduction. The variety is amazing. The writing is superb. A real feast!

--Ellyn Bache

 

There is about Lisa Kline's charming stories a quality of such naturalness that I feel as if I am witnessing the lives of her characters without anything between me and the text. I laugh, I cry, I am surprised, I am engaged with this fascinating menagerie of characters: a woman who yearns to be abducted by aliens, a teenage girl who poses for her portrait, a mother and daughter who come to a whole new understanding of each other at a dance recital, a couple who go off to an expensive resort and find they don't really need this place, a woman who desires too late to feel the groundrush of skydiving. These are stories for people of all ages, stories that remind us how precious life is and how important it is for us to unwind ourselves from the tight bonds which tie us to the grindstone, how important it is to be open to the magic of life in the most unlikely places and at the most unlikely times.

--Anthony S. Abbott

 


Sample

Take Me

 

Laura tried to encourage independence in her kids in the event she should be abducted by aliens. Bob, addicted to his work as he was, would barely notice her absence, but she did worry about the kids. She hoped, if she were abducted, it would not be the night before a spelling test. Tuesday and Wednesday were her best times. At the same time, she realized that the kids were growing older each day, making their own sandwiches, putting on their own Band-Aids, and soon they wouldn't need her at all.

She read everything she could find about the abductions. People said they were lifted from their beds and floated, right through walls, up to the waiting spaceship. Then there seemed to be some kind of time warp. People stayed long enough to receive thorough examinations and for some women actually to be impregnated with mixed-breed embryos and give birth to them. But when they arrived back home they had been gone for only two days.

Laura did not believe the discomforts of the examinations people had described could be any worse than a regular check-up with her ob-gyn. She sometimes wondered how it would feel to be a mother to a half-human, half-alien embryo, to see it growing, to know it was the last best hope for a dying civilization. Fulfilling this desperate need was a comforting thought to her. She imagined bringing a snapshot back to the kids and saying, "Look, there's your baby sister."

One woman, who had experienced numerous abductions between the ages of four and twenty-something, described meeting her two half-alien daughters, wispy blonde creatures who hugged her shyly and said, "Mama, I love you." The National Inquirer had an artist's rendering of what the daughters looked like.

Just imagine! Laura Floyd, who had spent her lifetime, it seemed, folding clothes, packing lunches, and being polite to phone solicitors, could become mother to a savior of civilization. Not unlike the Virgin Mary. Why, it tended to blow one's mind.

Laura told no one of this. Not a soul. She wrote a note to the children and put it in an envelope labeled, "In the Event of My Disappearance." The note contained instructions on how to run their twelve-year-old washing machine and where she kept the appliance light bulbs for the refrigerator. Her pen poised above the paper, she felt, vaguely, there was something else of importance she should relate to the children, and to Bob, but couldn't think what it was, and quickly signed the note. She cut out a comprehensive article on extraterrestrial abductions, and put that and the letter in an envelope in her jewelry box.

She began to think of her nightgowns not just as sleepwear, but travel wear as well. She avoided filmy, see-through styles and tried to think in practical terms such as warmth, protection from rain, and so on. L.L. Bean was a good source.

Laura got into the habit of watching the skies at night. At first she had been unhappy with Bob's desire to live so far out in the country, away from neighbors, with such a long train ride to his office in Chicago. He left at five o'clock in the morning and returned sometimes as late as ten at night. He traveled often for weeks at a time.

But the sky was big here and the stars were brilliant. They spread over her each night, cool and comforting, as she lay on her back on a blanket in the yard. After the children were asleep she watched for spaceships and mentally beckoned the aliens. Aliens, she reasoned, could intercept her thoughts as she sent them whirling into the chill night air. Unlike Bob who, whenever Laura got upset, sputtered, "You can't expect me to read your mind!"

So each night she lay on her blanket, trembling a little, her senses on edge, waiting for something to happen. Sometimes she caught herself thinking about what it would be like to have sex with an alien. They had been described as small and hairless, with thin, unsensuous mouths but gentle, inquisitive eyes. She imagined she might be squeamish at first, but that the alien would possess certain mind-control capabilities which could drive her to paroxysms of ecstasy.

But she never saw anything. She heard an occasional owl, she saw airplanes and shooting stars. She often fell asleep out there and later wandered upstairs to her bed with dew in her hair.

One night she climbed into her empty bed, slept briefly, and when she swam up toward consciousness a few minutes later there was a man in bed beside her. She shrank away with a gasp. His rounded shoulder was just inches away. Then she noticed a bald spot at the crown of his head. She realized, feeling foolish, that the person was Bob, back early from a business trip.

But was the bald spot larger than she remembered? She studied the back of the head for long seconds. Was it Bob? At that moment the man groaned and turned onto his back, throwing his hand across his forehead with a sigh, giving her a full view of his profile. It did indeed look like Bob, though she couldn't remember studying his profile in this much detail ever before, and his mouth seemed less full than she remembered. There was a small red mole next to his ear that Laura did not remember at all.

Laura slipped out of bed and went in the bathroom, closing the door very slowly so it wouldn't squeak. She turned on the light and stared at herself in the mirror. A pale, thin face with large eyes looked back at her. Her curly dark hair was graying and badly cut. Her collarbone protruded from the neckline of her sensible, all-terrain nightgown. Yet her features seemed to be absolutely her own -- not slightly altered, like Bob's.

What if the man lying beside her wasn't Bob, but an alien taking his place? Presumably his appearance could be approximated but, just as when you know one twin and look at the other, there would be slight inevitable differences. Her heart thumped hard, once. She decided to go back into the bedroom and study his profile again.

She turned off the light and soundlessly opened the door, then tiptoed toward the bed in the dark, waiting for her eyes to adjust. At that moment a thick, almost palpable beam of light shot through the window and traversed the room. The white sheets on her side of the bed, empty, almost blinded her. Then Bob's sleeping form was garishly illuminated in bluish yellow for a full two or three seconds, long enough for Laura to see a small hole in his T-shirt under the arm, a string hanging from his boxer shorts, and, on the hand flung in unconscious melodrama across his forehead, his too-tight wedding ring.

The beam of light lifted Bob from the bed and he hung suspended for a few seconds like a marionette. Then he was pulled suddenly and soundlessly through the window at incredible speed, his form shrinking in seconds to the size of an acorn.

The light disappeared and Laura stood in the blackness. She stumbled to the window, tried to look out, but the brilliance of the beam of light was still imprinted on her retinas. She blinked and passed her hand across her eyes.

When she looked out again, she saw only the stars and the lacy black tops of trees. An owl cried, "Who?"

Laura turned and looked at the empty bed. She was still so frightened she could feel her eyelids and kneecaps twitching, yet a hot flush of anger gathered in her throat. They had taken Bob instead of her!

If you want to read the conclusion of this story and others,
order Take Me by Lisa Williams Kline